ThingsandSuch

egberts:

fasterfood replied to your post:

how to stop tornadoes: go outside and yell at it. say “tornado more like tornadon’t”. then it will stop and go home

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

radmarco:

I’m really good at this elevator

I’m already on level 15

averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge